LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO MANIFEST SUPREME COURT HEART ATTACK

its so funny bc i dont remember the original reason i posted this but it's come back around to being relevant

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun

i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them

thank you estrogen for boobs

ur welcome

person named estrogen blessing this world with enormous bazonkadonks

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

if I was in the Shrek universe i would be a divorce lawyer and I'd have a billboard that says like "when happily ever after isn't anymore" or something like that

partner takes me for a fool

it’s about this

opening my ask box to the barrel of a gun